Saturday, June 15, 2013

Autozone Father's Day Sale

Auto Zone is promoting a limited time coupon for Fathers' Day which will save you 20% on all orders of $100 or more! The maximum savings is capped at $50, and this AutoZone promo code only goes until June 18, 2013.
Click here to get your coupon code, and be directed back to AutoZone
Fathers' Day is a perfect occasion to boost your car and automobile parts. It may be disturbing to think, but your dad is actually much more content up to his elbows in radiator fluid and grime than he is listening to maudlin stories of your cherished youth.


 Yeah the man raised you, but he did it out of his own will to continue his genetic line. There was much sacrifice, and he could have been using coupons for autozone regardless of his father status, yet we are all ultimately selfish, and there is little we can do to escape this existential underpinning. So as you pack up the car, check the brake fluid and the cylinders under the hood, and you think of your own nut sack and how such a ridiculous looking appendage is the root of your fatherhood, remember that we are all apes, and were once slime, like the stuff that comes out of Cooter's 57 Chevy in reverse popping NITRO on the well manicured lawns of the Bourgeoisie.

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