Auto Zone is promoting a limited time coupon for Fathers' Day which will save you 20% on all orders of $100 or more! The maximum savings is capped at $50, and this AutoZone promo code only goes until June 18, 2013.
Yeah the man raised you, but he did it out of his own will to continue his genetic line. There was much sacrifice, and he could have been using coupons for autozone regardless of his father status, yet we are all ultimately selfish, and there is little we can do to escape this existential underpinning.
So as you pack up the car, check the brake fluid and the cylinders under the hood, and you think of your own nut sack and how such a ridiculous looking appendage is the root of your fatherhood, remember that we are all apes, and were once slime, like the stuff that comes out of Cooter's 57 Chevy in reverse popping NITRO on the well manicured lawns of the Bourgeoisie.